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Swim Chart 2015-16

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Swim Chart 2015-16

Postby Jonroy » Mon Oct 26, 2015 2:50 pm

Welcome to the official LUCC Swim Chart!

In every group of friends there is an idiot. This eejit seems incapable of performing the simplest of tasks without falling flat on their face. Well good news! At LUCC we quantify stupidity, and award that lovable twassock with a prize at the end of the year at the Summer Meal (usually something embarrassing they must wear for the entire night).

HOWEVER… LUCC appears to have more than its fair share of plonkers, so this year, there shall be 2 charts and 3 prizes! The classic Swim Chart will have 2 winners – the Overall Winner, and the Swimmiest Fresher (though a true keeno fresher could win both). This shall be augmented by the Skid Chart – Any fails involving the vechicles of our loving drivers (since without fail they zoom to the top of the chart as quickly as they take corners).

Furthermore this year ALL boobies trips count – including mates boobies – If you put yourself on a hard river, It’s not my fault if you end up upsidedown!

Use the forum thread to record all your moments on club organised events, on a river, a canoe polo pitch or at a informal social gathering. You can nominate yourself or wait for someone to sign up for you. Don’t feel embarrassed, no member of the club, geriatric or new, beginner or pro can escape the Swim Chart!

Here is the scoring chart for this year, there aren't many changes from last year:
1 for a sketch (any dodgy moment, not including a roll, swim or pin)
1 for deeeick faff of any sort
2 for a roll/ T rescue
3 for a pin or a swim in the river (NB if you have a good roll, pool swims count too!)
5 for bank assistance/a green card in polo/getting lost
7 for assisted pin/yellow card in polo
Up to 20 - lost kit
20 for a red card in polo/a crashed vehicle
30 for an epic event of epic proportions
And if there are any other moments you can think of that aren't on that list, record them and points will be added as to what we think is suitable.

Happy boobies xxx
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Re: Swim Chart 2015-16

Postby LeylaPage » Mon Oct 26, 2015 2:55 pm

Mates boobies counts? What is this?!?!


Totally joking, I like it, I love it :P Finally the playihng field will be levelled :P

And I confess to one roll on Halton when Hayton pushed me in. Booooooo.
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Re: Swim Chart 2015-16

Postby helensanderson » Mon Oct 26, 2015 2:56 pm

Cheeky swim on Halton with a very proud self rescue
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Re: Swim Chart 2015-16

Postby Hedgehog » Mon Oct 26, 2015 2:58 pm

Getting stuck under my canoe incident at Halton :(
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Re: Swim Chart 2015-16

Postby Katie Shearston » Mon Oct 26, 2015 3:03 pm

Jon, are you of all people sure you want to set 'up to 20 points' for lost kit?!!?!
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Re: Swim Chart 2015-16

Postby KirstenLee » Tue Oct 27, 2015 11:47 am

Errrr... deeeick assists... maybe 4 on Halton :( and one was a double deeeick assist.

Oh and if mates counts - alex swam at GB trials :P
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Re: Swim Chart 2015-16

Postby LeylaPage » Fri Oct 30, 2015 7:13 pm

Ooooh burn Kirsten :P

So if mater counts...one roll today on the run up to S-bend on the Kent. ON THE RUN UP. Come on Leyla, sort it out.
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Re: Swim Chart 2015-16

Postby Jonroy » Sat Oct 31, 2015 8:33 pm

For North Face, 2 sketches, and a roll (after an epic back loop)

For me a epic tail squirt 180 sketch

all on the Kent Friday

Roll for Dave if I remember correctly

Super sketch rolling from Mr street too
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Re: Swim Chart 2015-16

Postby KirstenLee » Sat Oct 31, 2015 9:27 pm

Soooo from friday:

Leyla rolled, I rolled.

I did not however require a deeeick assist! #winningatlife
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Re: Swim Chart 2015-16

Postby Sarah Creighton » Sat Oct 31, 2015 11:10 pm

Cheeky hand roll on the Lune today
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