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Quotes Topic 2014-2015

Postby helensanderson » Fri Aug 29, 2014 9:26 pm

A few quotes from our week away in Devon (thank you Josh!) to start off the year...

Chown - How do you catch mussels?
Chris the Cripple - Unicorns are extinct
Adam - I'm going to deep-throat a toothbrush then go to bed
Sex Sheep - 'I want to get up early and watch the sunrise' (where we watched the sunset over the sea the night before)
Sbligh - Oh wait, I want to screw Helen after Adam!
Chris the Cripple - Time to deep-throat some toothbrush
Josh - Come in my hole
Helen - How's the deep-throating going?
Adam - I can't hear you gagging: should be making more noise
Chown to Kirsten - Suck really hard
Josh - Little bit of tongue action
Adam - Play the Jack. I want to **** Ellie
Adam - Would you like to come over? I'm just playing with myself in the mirror
Ellie - I have quite a powerful hand
Josh - It's really hard to hold that deeck
Helen - It's really difficult to suck it in your mouth
Ellie - She does it weirdly, she goes down like a frog
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Re: Quotes Topic 2014-2015

Postby LeylaPage » Fri Aug 29, 2014 11:37 pm

These are amAAzing!!!

Also let's not forget Kirsten's ALS challenge trump-card:

"oh my god, it's really wet!!"
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Re: Quotes Topic 2014-2015

Postby Ollie » Mon Sep 01, 2014 9:15 pm

Dave - " They loosen a lot after they get wet a few times.."
"I'm so dope hippies keep trying to light me on fire."
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Re: Quotes Topic 2014-2015

Postby jonhayton » Fri Sep 26, 2014 10:23 pm

Helen: "Use your tongue, its always better to use your tongue than your finger"
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Re: Quotes Topic 2014-2015

Postby KirstenLee » Fri Sep 26, 2014 11:30 pm

Adam "It's completely reasonable that you grabbed his big balls"
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Re: Quotes Topic 2014-2015

Postby Jonroy » Sat Oct 04, 2014 1:29 pm

"Kiratwn can be our heroine"
Physalis - "No, Kirsten can be our crack *****"
Push it Triathlete!
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Re: Quotes Topic 2014-2015

Postby LeylaPage » Sun Oct 05, 2014 1:26 pm

Dani: How do you **** somebody?
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Re: Quotes Topic 2014-2015

Postby LeylaPage » Sun Oct 05, 2014 1:26 pm

Well Hung Cabbage: You need to go down harder!
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Re: Quotes Topic 2014-2015

Postby Waldymort » Tue Oct 07, 2014 11:38 pm

Ollie (to Helen): If you want you can stick your finger in the crack
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Re: Quotes Topic 2014-2015

Postby Sarah Creighton » Thu Oct 09, 2014 12:47 pm

Chris the Cripple to Ben: Just suck it
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