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Re: Quotes Topic 2014-2015

Postby helensanderson » Sat Feb 21, 2015 10:22 pm

Bethany: I like it when its moist inside
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Re: Quotes Topic 2014-2015

Postby Gareth » Thu Mar 05, 2015 11:13 pm

Chris the Cripple: "Depends on how nice his ***** was."

Chris the Cripple: "You might have to spit on, it but I guarantee you would get ***."
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Re: Quotes Topic 2014-2015

Postby helensanderson » Mon Mar 16, 2015 12:40 pm

Some lovely quotes from Cardiff this weekend:

If in doubt just blow - Alex
It's so hard to get it in from this angle - Fartin
Get your fingers in the hole - Leyla
Well you've gone in now Leyla, you definitely have to finish - Fartin
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Re: Quotes Topic 2014-2015

Postby LeylaPage » Tue Mar 17, 2015 1:44 pm

More from Cardiff:

They're challenging when they don't have slots!
Speed things up Fartin, you're taking ages!!! (Sarah Creighton, trololololol)
Swallow Emily, swallow!
I was going to stick that in, damnit!

Also Emily: I got distracted by sausage.
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Re: Quotes Topic 2014-2015

Postby KirstenLee » Mon Apr 13, 2015 10:30 am

Ruaidhri - "I love riding up onto their deeeick and then just sitting on their face"
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Re: Quotes Topic 2014-2015

Postby KirstenLee » Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:02 am

Ruaidhri "I paddle right up his arse"
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Re: Quotes Topic 2014-2015

Postby Ollie » Mon Apr 13, 2015 1:24 pm

Chris the Cripple: "I'm going to get under and have a smell of it.."
"I'm so dope hippies keep trying to light me on fire."
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Re: Quotes Topic 2014-2015

Postby Deary65 » Sun Apr 19, 2015 8:44 am

Helen: Oh yeah, it does squirt a lot
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Re: Quotes Topic 2014-2015

Postby helensanderson » Sun Apr 19, 2015 6:19 pm

Some old quotes I found on my phone:
Dani to Chown: do it the same as you started that one, but finish
Fartin to Crayon: Just let me get it in
Leyla: I'm not going to suck on anyone's junction
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Re: Quotes Topic 2014-2015

Postby Stephen.H » Sat Apr 25, 2015 10:07 pm

jingle bingles: I wasn't expecting Hayton to come up my arse like that.
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