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Re: Quotes Topic 2013-2014

Postby jonhayton » Mon Mar 31, 2014 1:45 pm

Crayon: I've been hucking Adam this whole time but it's Chris the Cripple who really fucked me over
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Re: Quotes Topic 2013-2014

Postby ChrisTighe » Tue Apr 01, 2014 5:52 pm

A what now?! :O
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Re: Quotes Topic 2013-2014

Postby Sarah Creighton » Fri Apr 11, 2014 6:17 pm

NSR, the card game on the Saturday night...
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Re: Quotes Topic 2013-2014

Postby LeylaPage » Tue Apr 22, 2014 4:03 pm

Ellie: Did someone say swimming? Is Chris the Cripple here then?

:P :lol:
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Re: Quotes Topic 2013-2014

Postby KirstenLee » Sat May 24, 2014 5:48 pm

Sex Sheep: on a side note, can you and Chown leave for a second so that I can get naked and play with myself?
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Re: Quotes Topic 2013-2014

Postby Matt » Fri May 30, 2014 10:53 pm

Adam to Chris the Cripple... "Last two squirts"
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, but Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad
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Re: Quotes Topic 2013-2014

Postby Matt » Sat May 31, 2014 1:23 am

Letty about Rory (sorry about the spelling) "he'd be a lot better if he sounded Irish"
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, but Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad
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Re: Quotes Topic 2013-2014

Postby LeylaPage » Sun Jun 01, 2014 12:05 pm

Sooooo many gems from my Bithday Celebrazione....

Sbligh: "Right, I'm drunk enough now Adam, come over"....and "Give me hormonal boys any day"

Alright then.....

Ellie: "CREAM ME!" and "Use your thumb"

Ruadhrí: "I'll even let you touch it if you join"


Good Lord no wonder my housemate thinks we're sexually promiscuous...
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Re: Quotes Topic 2013-2014

Postby Jooosh » Sun Jun 01, 2014 4:47 pm

Adam: "Yeah, YEAH, YYYEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!! That was so ga y!"
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Re: Quotes Topic 2013-2014

Postby RosieSparks » Tue Jun 10, 2014 3:01 pm

Quotes from innuendo bingo!
(Please bare in mind I was drunk when I noted these down so were probably funnier at the time..)

Sex Sheep: come on Kirsten we all know how much you can fit in
"Grade 5" Son: it's so big and purple
Adam: last two squirts
Letty: I'm not sure what's spit water or snot
"Grade 5" Son: who wants to get wet and play with will
Chris the Cripple: fill your cheeks up so it's straining to get out
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