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Re: Quotes Topic 2013-2014

Postby LeylaPage » Mon Feb 10, 2014 10:23 pm

Chown to Sex Sheep:
1. Remove your trousers!!
2. Dude how's your groin?
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Re: Quotes Topic 2013-2014

Postby KirstenLee » Mon Mar 10, 2014 12:24 pm

Sex Sheep to me (regarding chown's *****):
"mounting chown is like climbing a lampost"

Sex Sheep to me regarding the top gear horse:
"oh my god its so long, it's like Chowns *****!"

Basically Sex Sheep has an obsession with Chowns *****...
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Re: Quotes Topic 2013-2014

Postby Matt » Mon Mar 10, 2014 12:47 pm

:shock: ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :shock:
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, but Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad
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Re: Quotes Topic 2013-2014

Postby Jonroy » Mon Mar 10, 2014 1:45 pm

Sex Sheep: "There are no black people in Lancaster because the rain washes all the blackness off"
Push it Triathlete!
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Re: Quotes Topic 2013-2014

Postby LeylaPage » Mon Mar 10, 2014 5:45 pm

Well Hung Cabbage: (whilst feeling up Adam's nipple) Leyla, feel that, pure nipplage right there.
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Re: Quotes Topic 2013-2014

Postby KirstenLee » Fri Mar 14, 2014 5:56 pm

Sex Sheep to Hubert "I'm all moist - I'm ready"
Sex Sheep to Me (whilst I was climbing) "Kirsten we won't judge you for being a girl, you can fart your way up the wall if you want"

Sex Sheep to Leyla "It's okay, everyone puts it in the wrong hole every once in a while"
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Re: Quotes Topic 2013-2014

Postby Neil » Fri Mar 14, 2014 6:23 pm

Kirsten: "Right, back to my testes... Oh no, I've lost my testes"
Come now. x
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Re: Quotes Topic 2013-2014

Postby LeylaPage » Sun Mar 23, 2014 10:29 pm

Rosie: "open your mouth really hucking wide"
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Re: Quotes Topic 2013-2014

Postby Torihale » Mon Mar 24, 2014 7:25 pm

Helen: What if somebody didn't know what a blow job was... and just blew?
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Re: Quotes Topic 2013-2014

Postby Jonroy » Fri Mar 28, 2014 2:54 pm

North Face = Do you wanna come into room and have some sausage?
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