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Re: Quotes Board 2016/17

Postby Deary360 » Mon Dec 12, 2016 12:38 am

Fartin: So Pooliet, you're going to get a feather duster strap-on to shag Emily?

Pooliet: Well, I think I missed a bit.
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Re: Quotes Board 2016/17

Postby ChrisTighe » Thu Dec 15, 2016 11:51 pm

Pooliet: The ones to the bum are so shocking!
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Re: Quotes Board 2016/17

Postby julietlobley » Thu Dec 15, 2016 11:58 pm

Crip Chris the Cripple: I'm just going to go in and unload on everyone... WAAAHHHHH... It will be well funny...
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Re: Quotes Board 2016/17

Postby Gareth » Fri Dec 16, 2016 12:20 am

Pooliet, as Chris the Cripple unloaded on her: "I farted on impact!"
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Re: Quotes Board 2016/17

Postby jonhayton » Fri Dec 16, 2016 11:12 am

Kirsten: "I just want to go longer"
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Re: Quotes Board 2016/17

Postby jonhayton » Sat Jan 07, 2017 9:47 pm

Kirsten: just so you know I managed 6 1/2 inches
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Re: Quotes Board 2016/17

Postby jonhayton » Sat Jan 07, 2017 9:54 pm

Kirsten: "just so you know I managed 6 1/2 inches"
"Get me a tourniquet and I'll try. You're probably easier than an old lady."
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Re: Quotes Board 2016/17

Postby jonhayton » Sat Jan 07, 2017 11:49 pm

Pooliet: "some hole avoidance some hole entry, it happens"
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Re: Quotes Board 2016/17

Postby julietlobley » Wed Jan 11, 2017 7:39 pm

Fartin: Just let me get my cucumber out
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Re: Quotes Board 2016/17

Postby julietlobley » Tue Jan 17, 2017 9:03 pm

Fartin: I just like my mouth to be full at all times
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