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Quotes 2015-16

Postby helensanderson » Wed Sep 16, 2015 10:02 pm

A new year and time for new innuendos!! Starting off with a very pleasant quote from housemate to housemate, because the best things in life are moist:

Rosie: I am happy wet :)

And then...
Leyla: Blow harder Helen!
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Re: Quotes 2015-16

Postby KirstenLee » Mon Sep 21, 2015 5:31 pm

Sex Sheep quotes...

"Chris the Cripple showed me his snake the other day - it was impressive"

"Isn't Tokyo the capital of China?"
Me - "No, no it is not."
"But, but what's the capital of China then?"
I know that's not an innuendo, but coming from a physical geography student, that's impressive. :P
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Re: Quotes 2015-16

Postby LeylaPage » Sat Oct 03, 2015 1:00 pm

Bethany: Is it in?
Rosie: it's half in.
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Re: Quotes 2015-16

Postby LeylaPage » Sat Oct 03, 2015 1:05 pm

Adam: it's gonna wo rk, it's the right size now!!

Do you want to wiggle it yourself to see if you can get it in?
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Re: Quotes 2015-16

Postby KirstenLee » Thu Oct 08, 2015 10:15 pm

Wardy - excelling herself already:

"do you have any... water?"
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Re: Quotes 2015-16

Postby ChrisTighe » Fri Oct 09, 2015 10:21 am

KirstenLee wrote:Wardy - excelling herself already:

"do you have any... water?"


How is that an innuendo???
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Re: Quotes 2015-16

Postby KirstenLee » Fri Oct 09, 2015 7:28 pm

It's not all about the innuendos you know Chris the Cripple!sometimes it's just funny when wardy is wardy!
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Re: Quotes 2015-16

Postby ChrisTighe » Mon Oct 12, 2015 6:05 pm

Bethany: I could pull Physalis off!
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Re: Quotes 2015-16

Postby ChrisTighe » Mon Oct 12, 2015 6:06 pm

Bethany: if I would do it to Emily you guys should
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Re: Quotes 2015-16

Postby Jonroy » Sat Oct 31, 2015 5:07 pm

My mouth is so full of it - amazing!!!

-Katie
Push it Triathlete!
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